Family

KIDS

HOW CUTE—THE GIRLS MADE ME A GIFT, WRAPPED IT, & PUT IT AT MY COP.!

HAD A BLAST W/JESS, & RETURNED 2 MY CHILDHOOD: I POPPED BUBBLEWRAP FROM A PKG., THAT SHE PUT ON THE FLOOR 4 ME 2 ROLL OVER. HERE’S YOUR OWN BUBBLEWRAP (TRY MANIAC MODE):
http://www.therightfoot.net/mystuff/whatever/swf/bubblewrap.swf

DECIDED 2 MAKE MY NEXT POST COPIES OF SOME EMAILS THE GIRLS SENT 2 ME:

FROM JESS—
HERES SOME!
1. WHY IS IT HARD FOR LEAPARDS TO HIDE? BECAUSE THEY’RE ALWAYS SPOTTED!
2. WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN AND ATIGER? FROSTBITE!

FROM FIA–
i hope u einjoy my joke book
1.teacher:spell mouse.
lady bug:m o u s
teacher: but what”s at the end
lady bug:a tail!
2.what’s the difference between a paino and a fish?
you can tune a paino but you canot tune a fish!
3.what dose a vampier eat for dinner?
fang dogs
4.nock nock me oh me ileft so i cuod stop heaing all of thes bad jokes
5.why is 6 afirad 7
becouse 7 ate 9

6.what time is it when a gohst comes to dinner
time to run

U MAY ENJOY THIS

U MAY ENJOY THIS: I DO “GRUNT” ON COMMAND A LOT, 2 GET HELP OR ATTENTION OR TO HAVE THE KIDS CLEAN. UNFORTUNATELY, IF I NEED 2 COMPETE W/ANY OTHER NOISE, IN ORDER 2 BE LOUD ENOUGH 4 OTHERS 2 HEAR, & 2 GET THE AIR I NEED, I HAVE 2 MAKE MYSELF CRY! BUT, THERE REALLY ISN’T TONE, SO THEY ALL SOUND PRETTY SIMILAR…

YET, MY YOUNGEST MAY NEED RE-DIRECTIN, WHILE CLEANING. IF SHE DOES, I GRUNT & POINT 2 THE MESS. KNOW WHAT SHE SAYS? “I KNOW MOM! STOP YELLING AT ME & SAYING (SHE IMATATES MY GRUNT).” SHE SOMEHOW KNOWS MY GRUNTS, THOUGH THEY SOUND VERY FAMILIAR!

THE LAST WEEK

BEEN SOOO BUSY THIS WEEK! WHILE MK WAS W/ZACH FRI. NIGHT, WE HAD “GIRL TIME” & I TAUGHT THE GIRLS 2 SCRAPBOOK. THEY MADE ENTIRE ALBUMS THAT R DARLING! MY LIFE WAS PUT ON HOLD ALMOST 4 A WEEK, IN ORDER 2 PREPARE & TEACH. FRI. FROM 1 PM-SAT. AT 1 PM, I NEVER USED INTERNET! BUT IT’S WORTH BEING BACKED UP–CAN’T DESCRIBE HOW HAPPY THE GIRLS WERE 2 LEARN!

TIGER

WE GOT A NEW FAM. MEMBER–A CAT, “TIGER.” SURPRISINGLY, THE CAT ISN’T SCARED OF ME & LOVES ME, SINCE I DON’T MOVE, IF HE’S TIRED. HE LOVES 2 SIT IN MY LAP, UNDER MY COMP. TABLE. OTHERWISE, HE’S CURIOUS & FASCINATED BY TV..

I LOVE CATS, BUT OPTED 4 A DOG B4 MY STROKE, SINCE BABIES & CATS RARELY MIX. I WASN’T EXCITED ABOUT GETTING A CAT, THOUGH, BECAUSE I HATED IF R DOG BLOCKED ME, & I COULDN’T MOVE.

I’M A SOFTIE, THOUGH. HE’S SO CUTE & LITTLE! HIS INSISTENT “MEOWS” SHOULD ANNOY ME, BUT MELT MY HEART! GUESS, IN A WAY, HE’S MY BABY. (BUT HE’S REALLY JESS’ BABY, & THEY R SO CUTE 2GETHER!) I HATE LOCKING UP THE CAT–I SOOO UNDERSTAND HIS CRIES OF BEING UNABLE 2 LEAVE SOMEWHERE & WANTING SOME1.

I KNOW THERE WAS AN ARTICLE OF A WOMAN WHO WAS LOCKED-IN & GAVE BIRTH. I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE TOLERATES HEARING THE BABY CRY–IT’D TEAR ME UP INSIDE! WE JUST HAVE A CAT & IT’S HARD 2 HEAR HIM CRY!

BET MY CONTACT W/TIGER (LUCKILY, THERE’S A WORD SIGN) IS SEVERELY LIMITED THOUGH, THROUGH NO1’S FAULT…

tiger

TRUNK OR TREAT

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!

AT TRUNK OR TREAT/ HALLOWEEN WE WERE:

ME: SANDRA BULLOCK/MISS CONGENIALITY
MARK: JESSE JAMES (SANDRA BULLOCK'S MAN)
(FEW KNEW WHAT MARK & I WERE, & IF THEY THOUGHT “BEAUTY PAGEANT CONTESTANT” OR “PRINCESS” WE DEFINITELY DIDN’T APPEAR AS A COUPLE AT 1ST GLANCE!)

ZACH–ROBBER
JESS– PIRATE PRINCESS
FIA—CINDERELLA

I HAVE 3 JOKES FOR U:

WHY DIDN’T THE SKELETON GO TO THE PARTY?
HE HAD NO BODY TO GO WITH!

WHY DID THE SKELETON NOT CROSS THE ROAD?
HE HAD NO GUTS!

WHAT DO GHOSTS PUT IN THEIR BRAS?
BOO-BIES!